I miss you, internet. I’ll be back soon. Then I’ll be gone again, but after that I...
Nov 26th
Science Proves Cats are Evil
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Bat is ready. Today will be a glorious day.
Nov 24th
I have never been as angry as I am at this very moment.
Nov 24th
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I have never been as angry as I am at this very moment.
Nov 24th
RT @solemom: Indeed!! RT @serial_consign : Happy birthday @jordanclaire! :)
Nov 24th
Judge Fakes Being Sick To Play Modern Warfare...
Nov 24th
Diablo III: Blizzard Says Goodbye to Skill...
Nov 24th
Biggest baby crib recall in U.S. History
Nov 24th
Potential Fix for Banned Xbox 360s May Have...
Nov 24th
Fear makes it taste great. RT @petermansbridg: Terror is the secret ingredient in my venison stew,...
Nov 24th
Some of us relish it. :) RT @ispellkonfusion: Why are we so scared of being alone?...
Nov 24th
RT @diggtop: Biggest baby crib recall in U.S. History http://bit.ly/607Pmz
Nov 24th
SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING - Interviews with...
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The Quiet One [Comic]
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How to make a woman Happy
Nov 24th
Star Wars' Facebook Status Updates
Nov 24th
This is how Twilight works (COMIC)
Nov 24th
Chevy Chase And Beverly D'Angelo To Take...
Nov 24th
Cy & H - The Benefits of Having Your Face...
Nov 24th
RT @reformingislam: Muslim Women Disfigured By Acid – by Phyllis Chesler http://bit.ly/6AH2Bk
Nov 24th
Hahah <3 RT @murrdogg: @nonpromqueen http://www.bit.ly/6PA09 xD #classicmoviequotes
Nov 24th
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go…
Nov 23rd
“If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”
— Katharine Hepburn
Nov 23rd
“If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”
— Katharine Hepburn
Nov 23rd
I don’t like hurting peoples feelings, but sometimes you have to say what needs to be said.
Nov 23rd
I don’t like hurting peoples feelings, but sometimes you have to say what needs to be said.
Nov 23rd
Zombie Outbreak Simulator | Class 3 Outbreak
Nov 23rd
Happy 4th Birthday, Xbox 360!
Nov 23rd
What Not to Ask Batman This Time of Year
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I have to go buy Left 4 Dead 2, Lego Indiana Jones 2 and the new Super Mario Brothers. Then find...
Nov 23rd
Brad Pitt + Legends Of The Fall = remember him as he was. *unf unf*
Nov 23rd
RT @diggtop: SNL Digital Short: ‘Two Worlds Collide’ (I’m Reba!)...
Nov 23rd
Kennedy: Forbidden from Communion
Nov 23rd
Patient trapped in a 23-year 'coma' was...
Nov 23rd
SNL Digital Short: 'Two Worlds Collide' (I'm...
Nov 23rd
Kevin Smith On Twilight: Wait Till Those...
Nov 23rd
Brad Pitt + Legends Of The Fall = remember him as he was. *unf unf*
Nov 23rd
Weekend checklist: Lose my mind? Check. Age by 10 years? Check. Make up with Mother? Check. Now,...
Nov 23rd
SNL: Palin/Beck 2012 Disaster Movie Trailer!
Nov 23rd
Kid is asleep, I have a huge heaping bowl of chili, good tunes. I may orgasm over it all.
Nov 23rd
OH MY GOD GUYS DO YOU HEAR THAT? Me neither. AWESOME!
Nov 23rd
I’m going to go check out Levi Johnstons johnson.
Nov 23rd
No johnson. WTF. I blame Sarah Palin.
Nov 23rd
I’m going to go check out Levi Johnstons johnson.
Nov 23rd
Kid is asleep, I have a huge heaping bowl of chili, good tunes. I may orgasm over it all.
Nov 23rd
Dos & Don’ts
Nov 23rd
OH MY GOD GUYS DO YOU HEAR THAT? Me neither. AWESOME!
Nov 23rd
Going home early. Peace and quiet and calling my name and I am heeding its call.
Nov 23rd
I just started playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. http://ping.fm/aJ4kd
Nov 22nd
I just started playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. http://ping.fm/aJ4kd
Nov 22nd
“I’m getting a hysterectomy; even if I have to do it myself.” - Me, 15 minutes ago
Nov 22nd
“I’d like a labotomy to go along with it.” - Me, 5 minutes ago
Nov 22nd
“I’m getting a hysterectomy; even if I have to do it myself.” - Me, 15 minutes ago
Nov 22nd
Homicidal urge, rising.
Nov 22nd
Homicidal urge, rising.
Nov 22nd
I just started playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. http://ping.fm/geJY5
Nov 22nd
My five year old is folding her clothes with perfect precision. She did not get that from me.
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
Not good enough reasons. :P RT @momlogic: Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex http://su.pr/1DcOVS
Nov 21st
RT @thestaciesutra: RT @AndyMilonakis Fuck you
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“You won’t be happy with more until you’re happy with what you’ve got.” — Viki King
Nov 21st
oh, I soared way past that. heh RT @anndouglas: Health Canada issues new Cdn guidelines re: weight...
Nov 20th
Headed to work, then a glorious weekend is about to be had with D and the girls. Finally....
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US Army responsible for New Orleans floods
Nov 20th
Worried pimp called off Rabbi's three-day...
Nov 20th
Utah Senator doesn’t want gays “stuffing it...
Nov 20th
Microsoft denies it built 'backdoor' in...
Nov 20th
Google PC will start in seven seconds or less
Nov 20th
Allison Krauss <3 Stevie Nicks <3 Nancy Wilson
Nov 20th
“Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.” — Johann Wolfgang
Nov 20th
♫ Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind…♫
Nov 20th
♫ Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind…♫
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Mind Blowing Hyperrealistic Sculptures [Pics]
Nov 20th
Teaching of evolution to become mandatory in...
Nov 20th
Florida Man To Smoke 115,000th Joint, Sets...
Nov 20th
South Park's Minorities In My Waterpark...
Nov 20th
Awesome Joseph Ducreux Memes (Pics)
Nov 20th
AP: Oprah Winfrey to end show in 2011
Nov 20th
Numbers [comic]
Nov 20th
Conan O’Brien Cracks Raunchy Joke At Kirstie...
Nov 20th
U.N.: Giving Out Free Condoms Can Help Stop...
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#FollowFriday @headonist @astroboy @michaelhimself @wikkiwild1 @denyreligion @skiwakeboard =>...
Nov 20th
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” —...
Nov 20th
“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” — Philip K. Dick
Nov 20th
Today is a “I really don’t want to get dressed” kind of day. TGIFF.
Nov 20th
Today is a “I really don’t want to get dressed” kind of day. TGIFF.
Nov 20th
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — ...
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“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
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“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
Nov 20th
(via littlemiss)
Nov 20th
“You are the only real obstacle in your path to a fulfilling life.” - Les Brown
Nov 20th
I am not going to see New Moon tomorrow. Sparkle!
Nov 20th
It’s amazing how one company has managed to make me miserable for over 22 years. Oh, and...
Nov 20th
“Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.” - Dr. Spock
Nov 20th
Not only miserable but has impacted and changed my life in some of the worst ways imaginable. So...
Nov 20th
Thank Jebus. RT @oudiantebi: Oprah to Announce End of Her Show http://bit.ly/48dN7q
Nov 20th
Well, this sucks.
Nov 20th
Well, this sucks.
Nov 20th
Stuck in traffic, going to be late for work. Right after the “we’re going to write you...
Nov 19th
Stuck in traffic, going to be late for work. Right after the “we’re going to write you...
Nov 19th
“By listening with calm and understanding, we can ease the suffering of another person.”...
Nov 19th
I love getting out of the shower and then realizing I forgot to grab a towel beforehand....
Nov 19th
“By listening with calm and understanding, we can ease the suffering of another person.”
Nov 19th
I’m going to kick a certain sql databases ass in two seconds. Grr.
Nov 19th
Fuck it, I’m going rogue on its ass.
Nov 19th
Fuck it, I’m going rogue on its ass.
Nov 19th
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I’m going to kick a certain sql databases ass in two seconds. Grr.
Nov 19th
That's not a bracelet mom...
Nov 19th
San Francisco In Fog
Nov 19th
Local dad spoke only Klingon to child for...
Nov 19th
“Don’t you think it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it,...
Nov 19th
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is...
Nov 19th
Worried about my old man right now. :(
Nov 19th
“Don’t you think it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it,...
Nov 19th
Worried about my old man right now. :(
Nov 19th
F*CK YOU! Why Swearing Is Good for You!!
Nov 19th
The Problem With Internet Girlfriends
Nov 19th
People: The Sexiest Men Alive 2009 [PICS]
Nov 19th
Large Hadron Collider ready to restart
Nov 19th
Thanks sweetie. <3 RT @headonist: @nonpromqueen hey - i don’t think i said happy birthday...
Nov 18th
“Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.” - Raymond Lindquist
Nov 18th
Thanks Val <3 RT @ValentinaVH: Whoa @nonpromqueen - happy belated! : )
Nov 18th
RT @trixie360: Johnny Depp = sexiest man alive? <— I don’t know how he does not age....
Nov 18th
Thanks Bill <3 RT @Bill_Graham: @nonpromqueen I figured out from your tweets that it’s your...
Nov 18th
“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they...
Nov 18th
I’d offer more than my throat. Rawr. RT @headonist: @nonpromqueen @m0ff yeah, on a hot summer...
Nov 18th
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“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they...
Nov 18th
“Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.” - Raymond Lindquist
Nov 18th
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
Nov 18th
Great letter. RT @momontherise: An Open Letter to Chris Brown’s Mother http://bit.ly/1tsS4N...
Nov 18th
I realized there are many things my daughter will never understand after trying to explain a VCR to...
Nov 18th
RT @stephenfry: RT using Twitpic: possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah....
Nov 18th
I realized there are many things my daughter will never understand after trying to explain a VCR to...
Nov 18th
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.” —...
Nov 18th
Thanks <3 RT @miroslavglavic: @nonpromqueen Happy Birthday
Nov 18th
Pulled my hamstring at work. On my fucking birthday! Fuck you! Grrr.
Nov 18th
I kind of sort of want a kindle.
Nov 18th
All I want for my birthday is @jordanknight, my first crush ;) hahah. <3
Nov 18th
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“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.” — ...
Nov 18th
Pulled my hamstring at work. On my fucking birthday! Fuck you! Grrr.
Nov 18th
“Everything has it’s time and place, so don’t worry if you don’t get what...
Nov 17th
All I want for my birthday is to see my old man, and I won’t. :( And that sucks. Hard.
Nov 17th
All I want for my birthday is to see my old man, and I won’t. :( And that sucks. Hard.
Nov 17th
Confirmed: R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star...
Nov 17th
Well, you asked (PIC)
Nov 17th
What in sweet sweet fuck is this?
Nov 17th
Reminiscences (COMIC)
Nov 17th
Man Meets the Nicest Leopard Seal in the...
Nov 17th
The LOLCat Bible Translation Project (w/PICS)
Nov 17th
Zach Galifianakis Takes Conan O'Brien Between...
Nov 17th
She Gets 300 Orgasms A Day From Medical...
Nov 17th
“Everything has it’s time and place, so don’t worry if you don’t get what...
Nov 17th
I have the best neighbours in the world. :) RT @jordancdarwin: @nonpromqueen Aww, that’s...
Nov 17th
Thank you! <3 RT @iservice: @nonpromqueen Happy Birthday!
Nov 17th
“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.” —...
Nov 17th
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Fucking GENIUS: BACON FLAVOURED ENVELOPES! http://bit.ly/47iZa1
Nov 17th
RT @denyreligion: God Prefers A Good Ol’ Atheist (Pic) #atheism http://bit.ly/3b6dUq
Nov 17th
It is, and thanks for the yummy part. Made my day ;) RT @skratula: @nonpromqueen it’s your...
Nov 17th
Thanks Aimee <3 RT @aimee_couture: @nonpromqueen happy birthday!
Nov 17th
Thank you! <3 RT @Samyogita: @nonpromqueen HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :-)
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“Take pride in your pain; you are stronger than those who have none.*” — Lois Lowry
Nov 17th
Gah! Texts aren’t working, so if you sent me a happy birthday and don’t get a reply,...
Nov 17th
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“Take pride in your pain; you are stronger than those who have none.
Nov 17th
Thank you ex-wifey ;) <3 RT @moomoney: @nonpromqueen Happy birthday, ex-wifey!
Nov 17th
THANK YOU! <3 RT @carthalis: @nonpromqueen Happy Birthday :)
Nov 17th
Thanks Nicole <3 RT @nmfleisch: @nonpromqueen HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!
Nov 17th
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.“ — Winston Churchill
Nov 17th
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.“ — Winston Churchill
Nov 17th
So uh, I’m 27…Now what?
Nov 17th
So uh, I’m 27…Now what?
Nov 17th
♫ Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All...
Nov 16th
♫ So if I could I’d wish it all away, if I thought tomorrow would take you away
You’re...
Nov 16th
♫ I’ll rise from all my sorrow
Let the sun shine on my face
All alone in comfort
Its my...
Nov 16th
♫ You can depend
On certainty
Count it out and weigh it up again
You can be sure
You’ve...
Nov 16th
Who knew right click - delete could be so therapeutic?
Nov 16th
♫ Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All...
Nov 16th
♫ I’ll rise from all my sorrow
Let the sun shine on my face
All alone in comfort
Its my...
Nov 16th
Who knew right click - delete could be so therapeutic?
Nov 16th
IT’S OFFICIAL: BEST BIRTHDAY WEEK EVER </sarcasm>
Nov 16th
I love being threatened on a Sunday night. Fun times!
Nov 16th
♫ My shadow’s shedding skin
I’ve been picking
My scabs again. ♫
Nov 16th
Who needs modern war when there's Modern...
Nov 16th
Iron Maiden's 'The Trooper' played on harp
Nov 16th
'2012' Sucks Worse Than the Mayans Could Have...
Nov 16th
Teenage Mutant Reservoir Turtles (Mash-up...
Nov 16th
The History of the Internet in a Nutshell
Nov 16th
IT’S OFFICIAL: BEST BIRTHDAY WEEK EVER
Nov 16th
“*Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.*”
Nov 16th
Modern Warfare 2 Servers Cracked Within Days...
Nov 16th
"I heard my albino daughter hacked to death...
Nov 16th
AMD Phenom II Breaks 7GHz Barrier
Nov 16th
On a date with David for a whole blissful hour. First up, Episode 1: Challenges of Life.
Nov 16th
On a date with David for a whole blissful hour. First up, Episode 1: Challenges of Life.
Nov 16th
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RT @denyreligion: Idiot of the Week: Catholic Archdiocese of Washington #atheism...
Nov 16th
Anyone want a Google Wave invite? I have eight. Send me your email address.
Nov 16th
♫ Digging a hole
And the walls are cavin’ in
Behind me
Air’s getting thin
But...
Nov 15th
♫ Digging a hole
And the walls are cavin’ in
Behind me
Air’s getting thin
But...
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“*Anger always comes from frustrated expectations*.” - Elliott Larson
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RT @ThatKevinSmith: Fuck that: sex is the one place I don’t wanna be in charge. Fuck ME means...
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And an EB Games gift card from my old man. Aww. <3
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And an EB Games gift card from my old man. Aww.
Nov 15th
80 bucks and a coffee card! My favorite things! <3
Nov 14th
80 bucks and a coffee card! My favorite things!
Nov 14th
All I need in life is more David Attenborough: http://ping.fm/gUjtq Follow up to “Earth”...
Nov 14th
“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little...
Nov 14th
All I need in life is more David Attenborough: http://ping.fm/gUjtq Follow up to “Earth”...
Nov 14th
Humans Still Evolving as Our Brains Shrink
Nov 14th
She's on a Boat [pic]
Nov 14th
Armistice Day Remembrances - The Big Picture...
Nov 14th
Jon Stewart responds to Sean Hannity's...
Nov 14th
“*Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful*.” - John Wayne
Nov 14th
Happy Birthday Grandma, I love you. <3
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”*…If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything…*” - Marilyn...
Nov 14th
Demonoid Rewrites Code, Comeback is Imminent
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Modern Warfare 2 Boycott FAIL (PIC)
Nov 14th
Eric Cartman Is Simply Asking Questions...
Nov 14th
What Is 'Progressive Rock'? (Other Than...
Nov 14th
“Sometimes the most beautiful thing is precisely the one that comes unexpectedly and...
Nov 13th
“Why does my chin have a dent in it?” “Because Papa has one, and I have one, and...
Nov 13th
“Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not...
Nov 12th
There are times (like right now) where I just have to laugh at my boyfriend. And then run away...
Nov 12th
Not an insult: Weird?
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14x More Vets Died from Lack of Healthcare as...
Nov 12th
BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
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Rare Color Photography from World War I
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Names killed in Afghanistan live as tattoos...
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“The great essentials for happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and...
Nov 12th
“The great essentials for happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and...
Nov 12th
RT @Danny_DeVito: Outline of Troll Foot with Chili http://yfrog.com/0ldadvdj
Nov 12th
Birthday Countdown: 6 days.
Nov 12th
The Fear You Won’t Fall
Nov 12th
“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the...
Nov 11th
i like my body when it is with your
Nov 11th
IGN Gives MW2 PC a 9.5/10 Users Rate it...
Nov 11th
15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee...
Nov 11th
“In fact, of all the Allied armies, the Canadians were most feared by the enemy, so feared the...
Nov 11th
Who remembers this? Thanks Hamish: Dieppe Bell Commercial http://bit.ly/S9ecS
Nov 11th
How come when I retweet something on the twitter webpage it doesn’t show up in Tweet Deck? Dun...
Nov 11th
RT @TweetHug: Hug Now; Don’t save it http://bit.ly/1vMOuG
Nov 11th
Thanks Grandpa (Navy -WWII) Great Grandpa (RIP) and all of your brothers. (Army - WWII)
Nov 11th
RT @kenwheaton: Loving dogs welcoming their soldiers & sailors home. http://bit.ly/1ZYDrK...
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RT @ThatKevinSmith: I go for the classic: bare mound with a Hitler-stash landing strip. <—...
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