I have a history of making decisions very quickly about men. I have always fallen in love fast and without measuring risks. I have a tendency not only to see the best in everyone, but to assume that…
“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” — Bill Watterson
They said it couldn’t be done. Well, to be fair, it can’t — however, if one were to track the completion of Blizzard’s super successful World of Warcraft by the number of achievements a player had…
“The taxpayer money does cover actual stupidity; hence this guy did have to have this surgically removed,” said Sheriff Mark Pazin. “It’s unfortunate, but it’s a mandated surgery.”
Some idiot started a site called “My Life is Twilight“, where obsessed “Twihards” can anonymously post their sad musings, similar to F my life. Here are the 10 saddest entries posted thusfar.
Bill Maher was on “The Jay Leno Show” last night and compared America to herpes and cellulite and tweeted: “Really Barry? U cldnt [sic] have sounded more like Bush if u mispronounced Nucleur.”